Today Mama and Daddy brought me in for my 6 month appointment. I am 38th percentile for weight at 15lbs, 64th percentile for length at 26.5 inches, and 61st percentile for head size. Pretty good, I think. I start eating rice cereal in the morning, which will be fun. And then this evil woman came in and gave me shots. I mean, seriously, how many shots does a Princess have to have? How many diseases do I have to not get? Mama picked me up to hug me when I screamed and I turned and gave the nurse a dirty dirty look. And she deserved it.
Then they all laughed at me.
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I will have but one mistress here and no master --
Queen Elizabeth I
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